Thursday, January 1, 2009

HeLLo 2oo9~!

huhuhu... hey.. thought wanna share this with u guys in this new year's eve.. :P its kinda funny for me... the article titled 'Stupid Labelling'In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery

On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

On a Korean-made kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese-made food processor:
Not to be used for the other use

On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

hahahahahahaaa.. stupid labelling... thank god i got some useful tips when i learnt marketing last time coz i think these guys(whom labelled all the things above), they need me... :P why put such label~ lalalaaa.. world is full of funny things~~~~ :D start with a smile on your new year~! (dont forget to 'ask' from God Almighty for ur happiness in your new year~) :D smile~

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